Regular

Regular

by Kevin and Blythe

(to the tune of "Ironic")

An old man who was 98
sat in his rocking chair
and watched TV all day
It's a black fly
on something decayed
It's a Saturday night
and you're staying up late
And isn't it regular? Don't ya think?

It's like rain on cloudy day
It's like finding out Ricky Martin is gay
It's a potter making pots out of clay
It's all so fucking regular

A librarian liked to read books
She hated loud noise
and gave people mean looks
She went out to lunch
then she came right back
She went home at 5
and took a bath
And isn't it regular? Don't ya think?

It's like rain on cloudy day
It's like finding out Ricky Martin is gay
It's a potter making pots out of clay
It's all so fucking regular

Life has a way of being the same everyday everyday everyday and everything's okay-ay

When you think something's out of place, it's actually not, it's right there where you left it last and everything's okay-ay

Traffic jam
when you're in LA
A "no smoking" sign
in your office space
It's like 10,000 spoons
in a store just for spoons
It's like meeting the man of your dreams...
and he really likes poon

And isn't it regular? Don't ya think?
It's so fucking regular. Yeah I really do think

It's like rain on cloudy day
It's like finding out Ricky Martin is gay
It's a potter making pots out of clay
It's all so fucking regular

Life has a normal way of being the saaaame
ooooo
Life has a normal, normal way
of being the same
Being. the. same.